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Silly wabbit....tricks are for kids

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Posted by Bluerosy on January 13, 2003 at 23:56:20:

A cute little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you sell wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:

"Do you want a thoft, wittle white wabbit or a fuwwy widdle bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"

The young girl in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice:

"I don't fink my pyfon weally givths a thit.


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